Monday, May 4, 2009
Move !@#$%, get out the way!
It doesn't matter if you are a celebrity skater or a regular from the neighborhood, THE OUTSIDE OF THE SKATING FLOOR IS DESIGNATED TO FAST SKATERS ONLY!!! This rule has applied for decades. Now if you are new, or feel like you have to hold on to the wall to make a complete circle, this roast isn't for you. We are just concerned for your safety and don't want you to get ran over. HOWEVER, if you know better, but your ego makes you feel like you have the right to inconvenience everyone else by skating really slow.... RollerChick says, get the F out of the way!
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You people are retarded. The purpose of skating is to have fun. You will chase away the new skaters if you hold fast to this racist white surpremacy rule. This is not speed skating. You speed skaters have control. I have watched you guys & girls run over people and not even stop to help them to their feet. I guess this rules out the floor humpers and splitters in the fast lane. I don't hear you complaining about them. It is dance skating. If you can't dance then maybe you should find a white rink so that you can knock the new skaters down with immunity. Maybe you should consider having a speed skaters football players night. I know that you learned how to skate from white folks, and thats all you know, but black folks have soul and we express ourselves through movement (gyrations). Plus the redundant music sucks.
Speed skaters have no control!!!
wow....*@ previous comment*
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